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I like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.
Why do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.
I prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.
What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"
What did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist? 🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.
Records are groovy.
What's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.
What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.
Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.
What key do cows sing? Beef flat.
What's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.
I carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.
She fashioned a music note out of a pebble. It became rock music.
What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.