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What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?
Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.
What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.
What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.
What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
Did you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!
What blood type results in grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.
Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!