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Cows

David

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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Bee

David

What  do you call an indecisive bee? A  maybe.

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Soccer Players

David

I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up,  he’s still alive and kicking.

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Wires

David

My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.

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Home valuation

David

I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!

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Butter

David

I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.

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Home Building

David

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

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Drums

David

I like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.

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Cows

David

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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Bee

David

What  do you call an indecisive bee? A  maybe.

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Soccer Players

David

I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up,  he’s still alive and kicking.

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Wires

David

My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.

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Home valuation

David

I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!

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Butter

David

I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.

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Home Building

David

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

Share :
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Drums

David

I like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.

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