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King

David 18 Jan 2024

The previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.

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Cursive

David 12 May 2023

I started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.

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Origami

David 8 May 2023

I used to have a job making origami but the company folded

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Dad Jokes

David 19 Dec 2022

I make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.

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Wizards

David 7 Oct 2022

What is it called when a wizard has his magical enchantments peer reviewed? Spell Check.

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Cakes

David 30 Sep 2022

I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.

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Optometrist

David 17 Aug 2022

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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Doctor

David 14 Aug 2022

I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.

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Scuba Diver

David 12 Aug 2022

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

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Dog Names

David 8 Aug 2022

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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King

David 18 Jan 2024

The previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.

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Cursive

David 12 May 2023

I started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.

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Origami

David 8 May 2023

I used to have a job making origami but the company folded

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Dad Jokes

David 19 Dec 2022

I make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.

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Wizards

David 7 Oct 2022

What is it called when a wizard has his magical enchantments peer reviewed? Spell Check.

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Cakes

David 30 Sep 2022

I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.

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Optometrist

David 17 Aug 2022

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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Doctor

David 14 Aug 2022

I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.

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Scuba Diver

David 12 Aug 2022

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

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Dog Names

David 8 Aug 2022

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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King

Cursive

Origami

Dad Jokes

Wizards

Cakes

Optometrist

Doctor

Scuba Diver

Dog Names

King

Cursive

Origami

Dad Jokes

Wizards

Cakes

Optometrist

Doctor

Scuba Diver

Dog Names

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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Box of batteries, free of charge

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