Punatorium

Helium Factory

David 10 Nov 2021

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David 7 Nov 2021

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Pregancy

David 26 Oct 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Ghost

David 11 Oct 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

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Exorcism

David 8 Oct 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

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Haunted Homes

David 5 Oct 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Batteries

David 22 Sep 2021

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

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Cows

David 27 Aug 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David 23 Aug 2021

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David 23 Aug 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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Helium Factory

David 10 Nov 2021

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David 7 Nov 2021

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Pregancy

David 26 Oct 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Ghost

David 11 Oct 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

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Exorcism

David 8 Oct 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

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Haunted Homes

David 5 Oct 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Batteries

David 22 Sep 2021

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

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Cows

David 27 Aug 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David 23 Aug 2021

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David 23 Aug 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Helium Factory

Bomb Squad

Pregancy

Ghost

Exorcism

Haunted Homes

Batteries

Cows

Steak Puns

Bee

Helium Factory

Bomb Squad

Pregancy

Ghost

Exorcism

Haunted Homes

Batteries

Cows

Steak Puns

Bee

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow