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Helium Factory

David

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Pregancy

David

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Ghost

David

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

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Exorcism

David

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

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Haunted Homes

David

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Batteries

David

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

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Cows

David

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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Helium Factory

David

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Pregancy

David

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Ghost

David

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

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Exorcism

David

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

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Haunted Homes

David

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Batteries

David

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

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Cows

David

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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