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Countries

David

What country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.

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Clowns

David

Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.

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Gas

David

I don't understand odorless gas. They don't make scents.

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Secret Agents

David

Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

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Owls

David

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Bath

David

Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!

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Pork Roast

David

When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.

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Missionary

David

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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Coin

David

I tried to solve a problem by flipping a coin, but it was a toss-up.

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Morning

David

I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

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Countries

David

What country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.

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Clowns

David

Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.

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Gas

David

I don't understand odorless gas. They don't make scents.

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Secret Agents

David

Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

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Owls

David

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Bath

David

Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!

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Pork Roast

David

When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.

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Missionary

David

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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Coin

David

I tried to solve a problem by flipping a coin, but it was a toss-up.

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Morning

David

I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

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