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Skin Spots

David

My doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.

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Farmers

David

Why do Farmers like dubstep?  They love it when the beet drops.

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Computer

David

What  computer is really good at singing? A Dell.

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Trampolines

David

I wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.

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Shoes

David

I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.

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Balloons

David

The cost to lift a house with balloons will go Up with inflation.

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Waffle Cars

David

My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.

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Fortune Tellers

David

Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.

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Hunting

David

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

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Nuclear

David

Why do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!

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Skin Spots

David

My doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.

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Farmers

David

Why do Farmers like dubstep?  They love it when the beet drops.

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Computer

David

What  computer is really good at singing? A Dell.

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Trampolines

David

I wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.

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Shoes

David

I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.

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Balloons

David

The cost to lift a house with balloons will go Up with inflation.

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Waffle Cars

David

My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.

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Fortune Tellers

David

Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.

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Hunting

David

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

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Nuclear

David

Why do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!

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