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When your jokes are too good, and people sentence you to 2 years in a punitentiary.
Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.
Why is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.
I paid the judge a pile of hay to get out of jail. He accepted my bale payment.