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What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.
What super power do parents have? Supervision.
My friend was using their telekinetic powers to do math on an abacus. They offered me a turn but I declined. It's the thought that counts.
I recharged a battery I found in the garbage. It was re-volting.
When it comes to wind power I'm a big fan.