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[In a courtroom] "I hereby find you guilty of click-bait and sentence you to the electric chair. What is about to happen next will shock you"
My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.
What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"
I found a passion working as an electrician, which was shocking.