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A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset he becomes tied up with the idea of it. The string returns to the bar to confront the bartender and the bartender asks "Didn't I already kick you out?" The string replied "I'm a frayed knot."

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11 May 2021

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