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What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"
The toilet in the poker addicted queen's bathroom has a deck of cards. There's always a royal flush.
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Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!