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My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".
My friend stole my pencil. A line was drawn that day.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!