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What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.
My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!