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Where do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.
Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!