Neighbor

5 July 2020

My wife thinks our neighbor needs to stop sunbathing topless. Personally, I'm on the fence.

Window Treatments

28 March 2020

As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.

Optometrist

24 September 2019

Being unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.

Mirror

26 November 2018

I removed the rear view mirror in my car. I haven't looked back since.

Not for Touching

12 October 2018

Don't touch your eyes, they're only for looking.

Nudist Camp

27 December 2016

What happened when the police found a peep hole into a nudist camp? They looked into it.