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Don't touch your eyes, they're only for looking.
Telling bad puns is how eye roll.
Why do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.
What did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!