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Not for Touching


Don't touch your eyes, they're only for looking.

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24 January 2020

Telling bad puns is how eye roll.

Cross Eyed People

8 July 2019

Why do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.

Pirates and Midgets

17 July 2018

What did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!