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I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear.
I tried to construct my favorite forest animal from paper mache but required a lot of help. I bearly made it.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.
Image: Picture of a Koala with the caption: "What do you mean I'm not a bear, I have all of the koalifications"