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Bears

David

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear.

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Hunting

9 February 2021

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

Paper Mache

3 October 2019

I tried to construct my favorite forest animal from paper mache but required a lot of help. I bearly made it.

Bear

11 September 2019

I took a picture of a bear once. It was grizzly.

Teddy Bear

14 June 2018

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.

Not a bear

30 August 2017

Image: Picture of a Koala with the caption: "What do you mean I'm not a bear, I have all of the koalifications"

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