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Why is your 32nd birthday always the shortest? Because it's only 30 seconds.

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20 August 2020

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.

Teddy Bear

14 June 2018

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.

Cake Candles

14 June 2018

Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.

Peter Pan

14 June 2018

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

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14 June 2018

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!


14 June 2018

The pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.