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Why is your 32nd birthday always the shortest? Because it's only 30 seconds.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.
Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.
What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.
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Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!
The pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.