Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.
A librarian was helping a pregnant lady check out books. The librarian asked the pregnant lady when she was due. The pregnant lady said that her baby doesn't belong to the library.
I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.
Why didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.
It's impossible to put this book on anti-gravity down.
That person is booking it for the library!