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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.
Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.
I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.
I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!