An explosion at the cheese factory bleu up everything. De brie was everywhere. The cause was due to the old building. It was destroyed fromage. Shredded to bits. The walls looked like swiss cheese.
I try to make cheesy puns, but everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.
I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.