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Cows

David 27 Aug 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Butter

David 30 Jun 2021

I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.

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Cow

David 9 Jun 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.

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Beers

David 4 May 2021

The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?

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Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David 31 Mar 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Food Coloring

David 20 Mar 2021

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Oranges

David 16 Mar 2021

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Friends

David 12 Mar 2021

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Farmers

David 1 Mar 2021

Why do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.

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Cows

David 27 Aug 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Butter

David 30 Jun 2021

I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.

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Cow

David 9 Jun 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.

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Beers

David 4 May 2021

The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?

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Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David 31 Mar 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Food Coloring

David 20 Mar 2021

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Oranges

David 16 Mar 2021

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Friends

David 12 Mar 2021

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Farmers

David 1 Mar 2021

Why do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Cows

Butter

Cow

Beers

Rich

Bagel

Food Coloring

Oranges

Friends

Farmers

Cows

Butter

Cow

Beers

Rich

Bagel

Food Coloring

Oranges

Friends

Farmers

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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