SQL

21 August 2020

A SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"

Java

10 December 2019

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

C++

25 March 2017

Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.

Assembly

22 February 2017

Why are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.