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I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.

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Theater

David 27 Dec 2016

I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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Alphabet

David 9 Jul 2020

There used to only be 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knows y.

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Dinosaur

David 15 Apr 2020

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

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Plagiarism

David 10 Nov 2019

Apparently I was accused of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.

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Coders

David 17 Jul 2019

What do you call a coder who understands the importance of proper spelling? A pro-grammar.

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Microsoft Office

David 14 Feb 2017

I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.

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Theater

David 27 Dec 2016

I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Dinosaur

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Alphabet

Dinosaur

Plagiarism

Coders

Microsoft Office

Theater

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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