Doctors

14 August 2022

I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.

3 March 2021

My doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.

23 January 2021

A doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.

11 August 2020

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

13 July 2020

What's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.

1 October 2019

I got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.

30 September 2019

I tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.

15 July 2019

Where does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.

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