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I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.
Why do doctors like hitting patients' knees? They get a real quick out of it.
Being married has a nice ring to it.
The pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
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Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!