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The duck added the drinks to his bill.

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9 September 2019

A group of crows is called a murder. Well, only if there's probably caws. Only one or two crows is attempted murder. If you have a group of crows at church, it's a mass murder. If you have a group of crows and ducks together, you call it a murder most fowl that's not what it's quacked up to be.


15 November 2018

Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.