Owls

17 December 2020

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

Owls

27 September 2020

What do you call a fun babysitting Owl? A hoot-nanny

Chicken

10 September 2020

I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.

Owl

13 July 2020

What's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.

Crows

9 September 2019

A group of crows is called a murder. Well, only if there's probably caws. Only one or two crows is attempted murder. If you have a group of crows at church, it's a mass murder. If you have a group of crows and ducks together, you call it a murder most fowl that's not what it's quacked up to be.

Parrots

22 December 2018

I bought a parrot yesterday. The reason? Speaks for itself!