I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.
I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.
An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.
The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?