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I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

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Dog Names

8 August 2022

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.


23 April 2021

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

Eating Utensils

26 August 2019

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.


19 January 2017

The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.


7 October 2016

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?