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Dog Names

David

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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Lance

David

I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

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Twins

David

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

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Eating Utensils

David

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

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Telemarketer

David

The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.

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Pavlov

David

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Dog Names

David

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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Lance

David

I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

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Twins

David

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

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Eating Utensils

David

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

Share :
Tags:

Telemarketer

David

The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.

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Tags:

Pavlov

David

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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