Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.
I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...
I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.
What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.
Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.
Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.
Going out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.
I tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.
They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!
I tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.
Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.
I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.
This half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.
I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.