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I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.
I tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.
I escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.