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Soccer Players


I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up,  he’s still alive and kicking.

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Hide and go Seek

1 May 2020

I tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.


7 June 2018

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.


27 February 2018

Did you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.


27 December 2016

I escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.