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I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.
I tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.
I escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!