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I like to kiss flowers. I use tulips.
Are you a candy bar? You're pretty sweet.
Have you ever tried cooking your meat over a nice, hot lava pit? I lava good BBQ.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!