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I thought I knew what type of pasta I wanted, but there's just so many pastabilities
I used a large noodle costume to pose as someone else. Everyone knew I was impasta.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!