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I got hit by someone with a door, following with "you're pretty cute". They literally hit on me. I guess they must a door me.
I thought I knew what type of pasta I wanted, but there's just so many pastabilities
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!