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The ability to draw a perfect circle requires being well rounded.
I have a large collection of candy canes. They're all in mint condition.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!