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I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!
My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.
I have a large collection of candy canes. They're all in mint condition.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!