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I prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.
Why did the airplane pilot fail to land safely? He learned to fly by taking a crash course.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!