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My favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.
What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.
I prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.
Records are groovy.
Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!