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What sea life doesn't help others? I'll give you a hint, they're crabby, and they're shellfish.
Mermaids wear Sea-shells because b-shells are too small.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!