sea - Punatorium

Shrimp

David 23 May 2018

What is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!

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Coral

David 7 Nov 2017

When coral gets stressed out, they die. Their most stressing topic? Current events, though it comes in waves.

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Fish Preparation

David 22 Sep 2017

I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!

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Under the Sea

David 10 Apr 2017

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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Dumpster

David 20 Mar 2017

If a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.

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Assembly

David 22 Feb 2017

Why are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.

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Sea Life

David 25 Oct 2016

What sea life doesn't help others? I'll give you a hint, they're crabby, and they're shellfish.

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Mermaids

David 19 Oct 2016

Mermaids wear Sea-shells because b-shells are too small.

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Shrimp

David 23 May 2018

What is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!

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Coral

David 7 Nov 2017

When coral gets stressed out, they die. Their most stressing topic? Current events, though it comes in waves.

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Fish Preparation

David 22 Sep 2017

I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!

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Under the Sea

David 10 Apr 2017

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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Dumpster

David 20 Mar 2017

If a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.

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Assembly

David 22 Feb 2017

Why are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.

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Sea Life

David 25 Oct 2016

What sea life doesn't help others? I'll give you a hint, they're crabby, and they're shellfish.

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Mermaids

David 19 Oct 2016

Mermaids wear Sea-shells because b-shells are too small.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Shrimp

Coral

Fish Preparation

Under the Sea

Dumpster

Assembly

Sea Life

Mermaids

Shrimp

Coral

Fish Preparation

Under the Sea

Dumpster

Assembly

Sea Life

Mermaids

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow