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I just want Autumn to leaf me alone. I'm not fall-ing for its tricks that the son is out. I'm inside because it's getting cold. Orange you glad the colors are changing though?
I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...
When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.
The Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
The cat didn't feel well after falling from the window. She's feline down.