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Cats

21 April 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

Dogs

25 January 2021

Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!

Lions

12 May 2020

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

Cats

29 February 2020

Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.

Cats

14 June 2018

Why does nobody believe lazy cats? Because they're liars.

Shaved Cat

20 December 2016

We shaved the cat yesterday. He's fur-ious.

Read the contract

20 December 2016

The cat made me sign the contract in blood. The proof is in the second claws! Should have read the tail end before hand.

Communication

20 December 2016

The animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.

Confusion

20 December 2016

The crowd was confused by what the cat was doing. The cat then pawsed to explain it.

Kid Napped

20 December 2016

A girl's cat kidnapped her. It just whisker away.

Cats pile

29 October 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowton.

Neutered Cat

6 October 2016

If you neuter a cat, will it no longer have fur balls?

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