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If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.
I fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.
I had a friend who adjusted bones for a living in Egypt. He was a Cairo-practor.