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Pregnant women are the only real body builders.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.
Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.
I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.
If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!