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Skeletons

David

Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.

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Piano stores

1 January 2020

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

Chiropractor

26 September 2019

I tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.

Music

30 August 2019

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.

Bones

9 August 2019

If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

Skeleton

24 October 2018

Why didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.

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