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Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!
I tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.
If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.