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The cashier at my favorite grocery store is always checking me out.

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7 October 2022

What is it called when a wizard has his magical enchantments peer reviewed? Spell Check.


24 May 2020

A librarian was helping a pregnant lady check out books. The librarian asked the pregnant lady when she was due. The pregnant lady said that her baby doesn't belong to the library.

Bank Teller

22 May 2019

Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.


20 March 2017

The duck added the drinks to his bill.