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The cashier at my favorite grocery store is always checking me out.
I got hit by someone with a door, following with "you're pretty cute". They literally hit on me. I guess they must a door me.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!