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I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.

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7 May 2020

I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.


4 July 2019

Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"

Chicken Coops

22 October 2018

Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.


7 April 2017

I tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.