I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.
Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"
Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.
I tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.