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I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.
I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.
Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"
Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.
I tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!