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I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.
Unsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.
I used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.
I tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
I tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.
I tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.
Working at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.
What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!